Nikhil Suresh

"What are you most interested in, dear leader? Artificial intelligence, the blockchain, or quantum computing? 

"They know exactly what their target market is - people who have been given power of other people's money because they've learned how to smile at everything, and know that you can print money by hitching yourself to the next speculative bandwagon. 

"No competent person in security that I know - that is, working day-to-day cybersecurity as opposed to an institution dedicated to bleeding-edge research - cares about any of this.

"They're busy trying to work out if the firewalls are configured correctly, or if the organization is committing passwords to their repositories. 

"Yes, someone needs to figure out what the implications of quantum computing are for cryptography, but I guarantee you that it is not Synergy Greg, who does not have any skill that you can identify other than talking very fast and increasing headcount. 

"Synergy Greg should be not be consulted on any important matters, ranging from machine learning operations to tying shoelaces quickly. 

"The last time I spoke to one of the many avatars of Synergy Greg, he insisted that I should invest most of my money into a cryptocurrency called Monero, because "most of these coins are going to zero but the one is going to one". 

"This is the face of corporate AI. Behold its ghastly visage and balk, for it has eyes bloodshot as a demon and is pretending to enjoy cigars."

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